Friday, February 25, 2011

Baby Bump!

Haha! Got your attention, didn't I?

No, but seriously, I had this conversation with one of my patients yesterday:

him: You're pregnant?
me: Nope, it's just a food baby.
him: Oh, it's left over from your first baby?

...........COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?...........

me: NO! It's just a food baby!
him: So, it's your 3rd baby?
me: wow, ok. no, it's just food. my stomach's full, ok?
him: ah, a food baby. Yeah, I have one of those too.

Aren't you supposed to not say anything like this to any woman ever unless you actually see a baby falling from her vajayjay?

Has this ever happened to you? How do you respond?

BTW, mom and dad, I am not in any way, shape or form pregnant.


Kris said...

OMG! What an a-hole!?... I had a guy who works for me say "didn't you just have a baby?" but I wasn't sure if he was a moron or if he honestly thought I looked it. lol... I'm sorry he said that to you.

Baumalicious said...

I've been carrying a food baby around for 4 years. I think I'm having triplets.

Holly said...

OMG...some people!!!