Friday, February 25, 2011
Haha! Got your attention, didn't I?
No, but seriously, I had this conversation with one of my patients yesterday:
him: You're pregnant?
me: Nope, it's just a food baby.
him: Oh, it's left over from your first baby?
...........COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?...........
me: NO! It's just a food baby!
him: So, it's your 3rd baby?
me: wow, ok. no, it's just food. my stomach's full, ok?
him: ah, a food baby. Yeah, I have one of those too.
Aren't you supposed to not say anything like this to any woman ever unless you actually see a baby falling from her vajayjay?
Has this ever happened to you? How do you respond?
BTW, mom and dad, I am not in any way, shape or form pregnant.