When the husband and I were changing clothes last night to go to the gym, we had this conversation. I now know it's weird, so please don't judge.
Me: What's so funny?
Him: The dogs just touched tongues with each other.
Me: So? Didn't you touch tongues with your brothers when you were little?
Him: Um absolutely not.
Me: Oh. Ok.
Him: Please tell me you didn't touch tongues with your brothers.
Me: Yeah but not in a weird way.
Him: And is there another way?
Me: I get it...you were saving up to touch tongues with your friends when you got older.
Him: What the F***, Mizzle. That doesn't even make sense.
I thought all kids did it.
And if you're bored today, try googling photos of "black hairy tongue." That's always fun.