They Say the Darndest Things

I just got home from doing an admission at a nursing home, and I have to let you in on the funniest thing I heard all day...

I was talking to two other nurses when a resident of the nursing home walked up to one of them, put her hand on the nurse's right breast and started making small motions...around and around and around. I don't know why, but the nurse didn't stop her. The resident finally looked up at the nurse and said, "when's the baby due?"

I had to walk away; I was laughing hysterically. Cute, aren't they?